Whole Cloth

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a
lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
—Pudd’nhead Wilson’s Calendar
Mark Twain


Begin with a lie.
At some point mention a specific date.
Include one small animal and one large one (names will suffice).
Before you finish, correct the lie in such a way that there’s doubt as to which version is true.
Appeal to two of the senses.

Have fun.